maurine: it would be funny if bob dylan suddenly changed his name
me: to
me: b diddy

today in spanish we were going to go around the room and read vocabulary words, or something. and a kid asked if he could be skipped. and the teacher said, “who else wants to be skipped?” and the whole class raised their hands. so we didn’t do anything the rest of the hour. she said, “okay, continue working.” i laughed because really, who wouldn’t laugh if that happened?

“it’s made of chili i think.” –the lyrics to a song the kid i baby sit made up. he might be the funniest kid ever.