i got really pissed off at work for the first time in a long time. after working there for two years i’ve learned to shrug things off. so it was crazy when i got really pissy with some assholes.

anyway, tonight was my first night training to close manager stuff and it wasn’t bad at all.

i have to go to a stupid food safety class for work on june 26. at least i get paid for it.

p.s. i hate people who refuse to work in fast food when they are absolutely desperate for a job. get over yourself.

p.p.s. working in fast food makes you cranky and bitter.

i realized that besides mullets and combovers i also love long haired balding men (and some women).

i saw a video on classic vh1 by “hear n aid”–a bunch of hair metal bands together for some benefit.

i didn’t remember it from when i was younger. it is probably one of the best things i’ve ever seen because there were so many men with bad hair from cheesy hair metal bands–WORKING TOGETHER AS A TEAM.

unfortunately, i didn’t see the whole thing and i only recognized the lead singer from motley crue. however, i saw that right after i woke up, so i knew it was going to be a good day.

p.s. i have a def leppard t-shirt and i think i’m going to start wearing it everyday.

the goal for today is to find my peewee herman doll.

at work today i got a drive thru order, and it sounded like a man but at the window when i collected the money i had no idea whether it was a man or woman.

that happens every once in awhile, but i can usually figure it out. this time though, i couldn’t.

i thought it was pretty funny so i told my manager about it and he said, “were they in a green car? and wearing a correctional officer uniform?”

i said yes and he replied, “yeah, she’s yelled at me like three times for calling her ’sir.’”

’she’ also had a mullet.

this reminded me of something:

hiphopboombox: man do you remember that judge joe brown episode we saw

hiphopboombox: where that teacher was being sued or something

hiphopboombox: and it totally looked like a man in old woman clothing?

rockOUTPERRYcomo: YES

rockOUTPERRYcomo: IT WAS A MAAAAAAAN

rockOUTPERRYcomo: that was awesome!

rockOUTPERRYcomo: i looved her hair

hiphopboombox: it was like one of those buns on top of her head.

rockOUTPERRYcomo: only she had MALE PATTERN BALDNESS!

hiphopboombox: hahaha

rockOUTPERRYcomo: IT WAS MORE OF A COMBOVER BUN

rockOUTPERRYcomo: it was totally hot

at work today there were some kids who came inside to get things out of the quarter machines in the lobby. i decided that a girl was very excited by a sticker she got when she started jumping up and down and showing everyone. it had a tiger on it.

the kids think they are rebels by coming inside and asking for free water. the pink lemonade is right next to the water, so they get that when they think we are not looking. it is brilliant.

i have absolutely no interesting stories because i am wasting my summer.

i found this written in one of my old notebooks from about two or three years ago:

i get chest pains just thinking about it, high school is the best.

that is funny for 298374 different reasons. reason number 1003 is: because i am dumb.

a lot of old people don’t know how to use drive thrus.

i saw a van with a “TRY JESUS” bumper sticker. it was awesome.

today i almost answered the phone at home, “kfc, this is tina.”

this is what i have been doing the last few days:

working

watching pete and pete

doodling and writing haikus

sleeping

making horrible pancakes

downloading horrible music

being lame

today i played piano for the first time in a really long time. i wish i wouldn’t ever stop for months like i always do. i could be really good if i put time into it. it hasn’t even been a year since i stopped my lessons but it feels like forever ago.

last summer feels like forever ago.

i talked to my high school pottery teacher yesterday when i was at work. it is always weird talking to former teachers when you’re handing them fried chicken through a window.

the other day the district manager’s husband gave me shit about my ears. he talked about how african tribes stretch out their lobes and put bones and stuff in them–or something, i wasn’t really listening–just nodding and fake laughing.

anyway, i think i am going to gauge mine up one more size to 00 when i have money. the only thing that bugs me is how i wouldn’t be able to use the plugs i have now and have nothing to do with them.

well if this isn’t the lamest thing ever.