a couple nights ago this car kept driving by and someone inside just kept playing a trumpet very badly out the window.

obviously, it only added to the amazing beauty that is my life.

tonight we stayed in and i watched movies with crystal and my neighbor.

we rented wet hot american summer which was AWESOME and then we bought cheap movies, buy 2 get 2 free.

among these movies = blackenstein (HILARIOUS) and strong kids, safe kids, which is a video about sexual abuse hosted by henry winkler and a special appearance by john ritter. there is a creepy man singing songs in the video about penis, vulva, and anus.

i got three hours of sleep last night but it was totally worth it.

everything is just awesome.

so, on friday night we prank called crystal’s mom with the arnold schwarzenegger soundboard at ebaumsworld.com and she got so pissed off. crystal thought that she made it so that her number wouldn’t show up, but it did, apparently because her mom called back.

she was like, “i want to know who the fuck called me!” and then threatened to kick ass. when crystal told her mom it was arnold schwarzenegger, her mom hung up on her. it was amazing.

more stories: my room mate was hit on her bike by a car. and it was campus safety. absolutely amazing. she was only bumped, but it’s still awesome.

my bag is full of beer caps and tabs from all the drinking i’ve done since i’ve been to school. it also contains things i’ve stolen from parties. besides the hearts of millions of emo boys.

i had a dream about jello jigglers the other night.

i told my mom about jesse and the first thing she asked was if he was skinny or fat.

everything is awesome!

i can’t believe i never wrote about this:

i think it was my first week back to school, and i was driving to my friend sarah’s house when the car behind me pulled beside me at a stop sign. i looked over at them thinking, “what the hell?” and then the guy in the passenger seat held up a small dry erase board and it said, “SHOW US YOUR TITS!”

i just started laughing really hard because it was awesome.

for some reason i just thought of it.

last night began with a lot of drama between my friends and it was stupid. so they sat and talked about it forever, and then decided to stay in and talk about it more.

i went out with my new friends to the bar and played pool and drank beer and had an awesome time.

true story (for maurine, mostly): i once again met the guy that i met at the flogging molly show…and he’s friends with my new friends. weird.

also, best friend and i sat in my room and listened to bob dylan after the bar last night. then we decided that we are dating. it is so amazing right now.

so i was driving and crystal was my passenger. we were pulling into the parking lot at school, when we saw a girl that we know walking on the sidewalk. crystal was all excited to yell something at her, apparently. so i stopped, halfway pulled into the lot, and crystal yelled, “PENIS PENIS!!”

the girl turned around, and then kept walking.

yesterday, computer services started reloading all the computers in my residence hall one by one. they came to my room while i was in the shower, and locked the door when they left.

i left the door unlocked because i don’t like bringing my keys with me to the shower. man, it sucks being locked out of your room in your bathrobe, holding your little shower bucket.

luckily, though, the computer guy was down the hall and unlocked the door for me. it would have sucked to go to the front desk to get a lock out key.

tonight = party party.

i have cravings to go play in a park on swings, monkey bars, and a merry-go-round.

i got no sleep last night because my room mate’s boyfriend slept in here and snores louder than i thought was humanly possible.

tonight was fun. i love lap dances from gay guys.

so recently one of my friends started seeing this guy that we’ve been hanging out with a little bit. so none of us can talk to him without her thinking we are hitting on him/he is hitting on us and it’s incredibly stupid.

it makes me sad because she’s one of those girls that always says she’s not like that.

maybe i’m wrong but this is what it feels like. girls are stupid.

so we came back from the union today to find a little giraffe stuffed animal sitting right by the door. i think my room mate purposely set it there to scare the shit out of me, and it worked.

anyway, it is made to be sat on. the tag says, “ridable horse friend” and it’s the most amazing thing ever. we were very excited about it. i think we stared at it for about five minutes straight and then decided to show it to a lot of people.

my RA took a picture of me on it. everyone wants one of their own. no matter what amount of money we have to pay for it.

i hung out with my new best friend today. i would write the story behind why we are calling eachother best friend but i’m not even sure about it. i like it though–it is fun and i’m happy.

i could watch snl reruns all day. and i have.