Last night after work when I was walking home, I saw a guy leaning against the new sports store across the street.  He was shirtless and holding his shirt in his hand at his side.  A very stylish stance.

Anyway, I was doing what I could to avoid eye contact and all conversation but it didn’t work.  He said:

“You dropped something shiny.”

and so I just stared at him and thought, “no I didn’t,” when he continued and said…

“It was your smile.”

Best line ever.  I just kept walking and said, “niiice.”  He defended himself with:

“You were supposed to smile, you looked upset.”

so I said, “Thank you” and kept walking home.

A noble effort on his part, I suppose. 

Last night we went to the pub and it was funfunfun.  One of my favorite things is all the writing on the bathroom walls.  I learn so many things.  For example, did you know that Sigmas love the penis, but Alphas prefer the balls?  Oh you silly Greek organizations!!!