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October 30, 2009

Tonight on the bus

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — Tina K @ 12:51 am

I just wrote the title to this entry and it reminded me of my last quarter of teaching beginning poetry writing. We began each class by sharing “interesting news.” This was a strategy to make class comfortable, casual, and to give people who may not speak up otherwise a time to talk (plus it was great incentive for them to observe the world around them). Anyway, by the end of the quarter, it was pretty common for our stories to begin, “Today/yesterday/last week on the bus…”

The bus system is what built our bond. For example: one student noted that she saw a lady pushing her dog in a stroller. And I replied, “I’ve seen that lady too! ON THE BUS!” Thank you Seattle Metro for letting us share experiences.

Now on to what actually happened tonight on the bus:  I’m waiting to catch my second bus after work tonight. At the bus stop are these two older men. Man Number 1 is ranting about women being bitches who just say, “I want I want I want.” Then the rant turns into the national deficit of “two point trillion” dollars and how MEN not WOMEN will fix the problem. In fact, the word “taxpayers” means “men” and not “women.”

Very intriguing.

Then the bus comes and Man Number 2 pays for Man Number 1’s bus fare. Man Number 1 says, “He’s taking care of me. We went to war together. My mom liked him.” Man Number 2 can barely make it to his seat in the front because he can barely walk in a straight line.

And for pretty much the whole bus ride, Man Number 2 is saying over and over, “DON’T SMILE AMERICA.”

There is also talk of Vietnam and 200 people dying a day, George Washington, American citizenship, and more DON’T SMILE AMERICAS.

When my stop comes, these two guys get off the bus as well. I let them go in front of me and Man Number 2 completely misses the stairs and falls onto the ground. He flails there and makes no attempt to get up. I don’t want to, but I ask if he is okay.

Man Number 1 just says in reply, “Let him. Let him.”

October 28, 2009

Bear with me

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tina K @ 3:09 pm

Alright everyone. I’m still trying to figure this whole thing out, so it’s going to be a mess for awhile.

October 26, 2009

Man on bus

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 5:19 pm

Mumbling to himself: “I’m just trying to give advice. Seriously!”

October 19, 2009

Last night on the bus:

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 5:13 pm

Sprawled across the front two seats: a newspaper open to two pages of adult ads, a grid of small squares with big breasted women in them.

October 18, 2009

Serving my communities

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — Tina K @ 3:46 pm

So, I work at a grocery store. This gives me ample time to interact and observe the public, which is one of my favorite things to get paid for. Until moving to Seattle, all my jobs were in rural Missouri. Most of the customers I dealt with were blue collar workers who didn’t want a fuss and just wanted some fried chicken or Pabst Blue Ribbon (two of my jobs: KFC and a gas station). Others just wanted a burger and some friendly small talk (another of my jobs: Hardee’s). Some will be offended if your small talk is not as over-the-top and will yell before driving away from the drive-thru window, “I’m just a happy-go-lucky mother fucker!”

I could say a lot more about my memorable customers, like the man who wore a Def Leppard belly shirt and very short shorts (both cut to be that way) with lace up work boots, or the woman who smelled so bad that I knew she was in the store before I even saw her and when she left her smell lingered for a good hour or two.

But I won’t get into that.

I wrote a few days ago that my job was wholly unsatisfying, but I’m finding my job far more satisfying now that I’m able to interact with the public instead of training and setting up the store for its grand opening. I like the variety I see each day. While working with the public can be tiring and frustrating, even the bad seeds will give me a good story. I think maybe this is why teaching at the university was not so satisfying to me; there’s some diversity, but for the most part, students are very predictable. Most of them are about the same age; most of them have similar goals. I have plenty of student stories, and I’ve made some good friends through that brief career stint, but the “bad seed student stories” don’t amuse me, they just raise my blood pressure. That’s the difference. Plus, I have issues with the academic world and its politics–but I also won’t get into that.

Anyway, the grocery store where I now work is wedged between two of the richest neighborhoods in the city. This grocery store is also known for catering largely to a foodie and health-conscious crowd. Needless to say, the crowd is a little different than the crowd I served in Missouri.

Yesterday I overheard a conversation between a fairly young couple. They had their 2 or 3 year old daughter with them. The man mentioned that their daughter liked to eat nori. In fact, she had some crumbled over her eggs that morning for breakfast. The woman replied, “How very Japanese of you, Charlotte!”

There’s not really a point to this except that this sort of conversation is a lot different than, “Could you watch my buffet plate while I run home real quick? I done left my dentures there!”

October 16, 2009

Overheard on the bus:

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 11:19 pm

“I love it when women can be moms and still be cute.”

October 14, 2009

Oh Habits, why dost thou haunt me?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 7:42 pm

Last night for dinner I had an apple and some salt & vinegar chips. It would’ve just been an apple (since that’s all I took the time to grab before running to work), but there was an open bag of those salt & vinegar chips in the break room.

This behavior nicely sums up my grad school experience. You’d think I’d be more careful about this sort of thing because being hungry is not something I handle well. If Bryan and I are about to embark on a trip that’s going to take more than an hour, he makes sure I eat something before I go. Otherwise, 30 minutes in, I’ll decide that life is meaningless if cannibalism remains a taboo and looked down upon practice in America.

Anyway, as I mentioned, last night’s dinner brought back some not-so-pleasant but still slightly humorous memories. Here are some of the memorable “meals” I took for lunch while in grad school:

-a ziplock back of generic Cheerios. This was probably my most common lunch.
-a king sized bag of Skittles.
-a tupperware container of quick cooking oats, usually with nothing added to it. I would add water in the break room and microwave it to its bland perfection.
-an entire bag of baby carrots.
-a container of Goldfish crackers. This lasted me two days, and by the end of the two-day feast, I realized that I bought an out-of-date product.
-a bag of Lifesaver candy.
-an orange and an apple.

My eating habits are fantastic while I am at home. In fact, I just ate about 3 pounds of pasta. Please don’t tell anyone, Internet.

October 13, 2009

The great wide open

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 2:23 pm

I never really considered myself an outdoorsy sort of person. I loved being outside when I was little–and then I went through high school, which meant I only wanted to stay locked in my bedroom (which was dimly illuminated by a solo string of holiday lights). Very typically angsty.

Also, I realized that I didn’t like the smell of gnat-infested mud. I also think that the huge snapping turtle that jumped out of the mud and water and clamped onto my fishing pole might have triggered my aversion to the outdoors a little. That thing was huge and vicious. I’m pretty sure it had a spiky shell like something out of Mario World.

Anyway, all of this is just a roundabout way of saying that that’s changing.

But before I do much more, I really need to invest in some proper outdoor, water-resistant clothing.

October 8, 2009

Part of our very normal conversation:

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 4:38 am

“The anus is merely like the mouthpiece of a trumpet.”

October 7, 2009

By the way,

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 3:03 pm

Last night I dreamt that I had a new landlord with an Indian accent who kept calling me to say that he had some presents for me in a closet downstairs.

CREEPY.

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