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December 31, 2009

My 2009 was probably not as cool as your 2009, but please read about mine anyway

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 12:08 pm

Since I desperately wish to be fashionable, I’ve decided to do what just about every blogger in the universe is doing: a 2009 year-end review. However, since I still want to be a bit rebellious, I will not be posting any resolutions because the only resolution I ever stuck with was to stop drinking soda. That resolution was in 2006 or 2007 and I’ve stuck with it (with a few alterations–I’ve had a couple natural sodas in the last few months; these sodas had no high fructose corn syrup and no artificial colors or flavors–so, obviously, they are more like juice than soda, right? Besides, I drank these after I started my new grocery store job and I consider the taste testing part of my job description so I can better serve my customers. There, it’s justified!). I took on that resolution because I was too lazy to alter my eating habits to something more healthy and needed something smaller to start with; so while I eat that entire bag of sour gummy worms, I can rest assured that at least I’m not drinking soda with it.

Here are some things I did in 2009, in no particular order:

1. I graduated from my Master’s of Fine Arts in Creative Writing program. After many many nights of camping out in the living room, half writing a critical thesis and creative thesis and half listening to Toto and Journey to keep myself awake, I actually “defended” my work and they actually sent me a diploma. This still baffles me.

Side story: On one of the days that I locked myself inside to do nothing but work on my thesis, I took a ten minute break to go to Safeway to buy some Doritos (which, by the way, were gone in less than 24 hours). In the tiny window of time that I was outside, A PIGEON POOPED ON ME.

2. I spent 3 months unemployed, applied to over 100 jobs, went on a few awful interviews, and watched 8 seasons of Law and Order SVU.

3. I got a job at a grocery store and an online job as a teaching assistant. Neither are my dream jobs, but they pay the bills and give me some hilarious stories.

4. I started 2 amazing volunteer positions (and, yesterday, went to a meeting for another position that I start in early January!) with some amazing non-profit organizations. Through this volunteer work, I feel that I’ve actually found my passion and ideal career path, which is something I didn’t feel when I was in graduate school. While I’m still fine-tuning my career goals and still feel a little directionless, I feel like I have more direction than I ever have before.

5. I visited my family in Missouri! It was nice to be out of the city for awhile and back in the rural Wal-Mart dominated land. I missed it and its mullets.

6. I climbed to the top of Seattle’s tallest building as part of a fundraiser for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society called the Big Climb. That’s 69 flights of stairs (1,311 steps). I trained like crazy and wasn’t even sore the next day! Bryan, on the other hand, did not train and then took a huge nap when we got home. We’re participating in the event again in 2010. This time my friend Kirsten will be joining us. Would you be so kind to donate $1 to my fundraising efforts?

7. I hiked on Mount Rainier. See, here’s the evidence.

8. I moved to a new apartment. My old apartment had a fantastic view of downtown:
one foggy morning

But it also had a view right into my neighbor’s apartment. She liked to walk around her apartment without pants. Or underwear. We were also next to the laundry room, which made our closet doors rattle at all hours. We also had a leaky ceiling. It leaked directly onto our bed. And the kitchen was closet-sized. We also had to contact management about how to manage their apartment complex.

We no longer have a stellar view, but we have a better apartment and pay less for it. We only have to walk two blocks to get a view of the downtown cityscape and Elliot Bay.

9. I found the gum wall.

gum wall

gum wall

10. I had my first celebrity sighting.

Tobey Maguire

Tobey Maguire

That’s Tobey Maguire standing in front of a Blockbuster in the lower Queen Anne neighborhood. We only got pictures of his back and this one of him waving. He was apparently filming scenes for a movie called The Details.

Sort of side story: They were filming inside the Mecca Cafe, which is a dive bar and restaurant I’ve sort of been wanting to go to for awhile, but I’m also afraid of it because all the reviews call the bartenders classically rude. Some of the reviews also say that the place perpetually smells like vomit. I’ve seen the same old man with a walker go into the place at 7:30am on some mornings.

Side story 2: Before we got the picture of Tobey Maguire, we were standing around wondering what the heck was going on with all the lights and cameras. We happened to be standing in front of a tanning salon. At one point, the owner popped out and mentioned that her young son was standing across the street waiting to get an autograph–he loves the Spiderman movies (he got an autograph, by the way, and we all clapped and cheered for him). Anyway, the owner was one of the scariest-looking women I’ve ever seen. She had very brown-orange-leathery skin and really badly-done tattooed eyebrows. That can’t be good for business, can it?

I know there’s more, but I’m ending it there. I’m sweaty. All that reminiscing is rough. At least that takes care of my workout for the day.

December 30, 2009

Tonight’s dinner:

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 8:50 pm

Main course: cookies and milk

Dessert: pie and beer

December 28, 2009

Vintage: December 16, 2001

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 3:47 pm

I wrote this on December 16, 2001:

today i met a girl named sierra who sacrificed a rat in order to put a curse on her dad. she sits at the same lunch table.

seriously.

It’s safe to say that my blogging style has not changed much in 8 years.

December 23, 2009

I fell down the stairs yesterday

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , , — Tina K @ 6:55 pm

The title of this entry pretty much sums it up.

On Tuesday mornings, I volunteer at a women’s transitional housing program. I cover the main office while the staff has a weekly meeting. The building is secure, so part of my job is to answer the doorbell and let people inside. A guy from Seattle City Light came by to check the meter. I let him in, and, over the intercom, he told me I needed to come downstairs to help him. When I met him, he told me he needed a key–so I went back upstairs to dig through some keys. I did this a couple times because I really didn’t know what I was looking for and didn’t want to interrupt the staff meeting (which I ended up doing anyway).

Well, the final time I ran down the stairs to meet the meter reader, I somehow missed the last step and rolled my left ankle and then fell forward onto my hands and knees.

I quickly bounced right back up and said, “I just fell down the stairs!” as if the meter man didn’t actually SEE ME FALL DOWN THE STAIRS. I limped towards him and handed him the key. By the time he left, he had mentioned my ankle at least four times.

My initial thoughts about falling (other than embarrassment) were not, “Oh gosh. I hope this isn’t a bad injury, because it really hurts.” My thoughts were, “OHMYGOD I CAN’T CALL INTO WORK OHMYGOD I CAN’T GO TO A DOCTOR BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE INSURANCE.”

My ankle was still swollen and hurting about 4 hours later, but I went to work anyway because I am stubborn. Reminder: my job involves walking for 8 hours, crouching, pushing and carrying heavy things, and climbing ladders. By the end of the night I really regretted my decision to not call in sick.

Yesterday’s fall came less than two weeks after another pretty big spill I took at work: I was carrying a box of chocolate chips (do you realize how heavy multiple bags of those things can be?) and, because of the box, didn’t see a cart that was in my path. I tripped over it, sent the box flying, and, if I hadn’t landed on the cart, would have gone sliding on my belly.

I still have a knot on my shin from that fall, along with a few other purple and yellow bruises, and now I have a cankle instead of an ankle.

Internet, I hope you are having a happy, cankle-free holiday season.

December 20, 2009

Overheard on the bus:

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 9:43 am

A child, to her dad:

“If you get into my factory, then you will turn into a hotdog.”

December 18, 2009

Dear 40-something man in sweats who came into the store tonight,

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — Tina K @ 11:35 pm

Please do not tell me that these chips are better than sex. For the love of humanity, please do not tell anyone that. Ever again. Ever.

December 16, 2009

Excerpt

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 10:11 pm

Bryan is tipsy and talking on the phone. He just said: “If a child draws Christ on the cross or a dick on a cross–who fucking cares?”

December 11, 2009

The holiday season

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 9:54 am

Before we put up our artificial Christmas tree, we plugged in our lights to make sure they were working. One string, not surprisingly, wasn’t working. My reaction to this was, “That sucks. Let’s work on it tomorrow. Right now I want to eat.”

Bryan was all, “I MUST FIX NOW.”

And, also not surprisingly, he fixed it–after about two hours of fidgeting. So we strung the lights and put the rest of the decorations on the tree. The next day, I plugged in the lights and the defective string was (not suprisingly!) not working.

Bryan de-strung the tree and spent another hour messing with the string of lights. At one point, I looked over at him and he had the lights in a pile in front of him, and he was rhythmically pressing down on them as if he were performing Christmas light CPR. I wanted to say something, but I didn’t. I just kept eating my cheesecake.

Anyway, Christmas light resuscitation was unsuccessful, so we got some new LED lights. Our old still-working lights are sitting in the living room, for now, until we gather up the energy to put them away or recycle or donate them.

Here’s a blurry Bryan decorating the tree for the second time:

Blurry Bryan and the re-decoration

Blurry Bryan and the re-decoration

And here’s a picture of Carrot Top, to remind me how grateful I am for what I have:

December 8, 2009

Things from today

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: , — Tina K @ 11:02 pm

-I rode the bus home from volunteering this morning. At one of the stops, the driver got off the bus, walked down the street, and then disappeared around the corner. I waited for about one minute, then got off and decided to walk the rest of the way. The bus didn’t pass me at all during my walk. I wonder what the driver was doing. He was either getting a cup of tea or really had to use the bathroom. Or he quit.

-I went into work this evening to learn that my boss quit.

-I recently wrote about a little boy I met while at work when he started to draw on a foggy freezer door while I fixed up the shelves. He was in the store with his mother again tonight. I didn’t realize it was him until he asked me why we have so much spaghetti sauce. I told him it was so people have a lot to choose from. Then he started climbing the step ladder beside me. When I told him he couldn’t do that–that we don’t want him to fall and get hurt–he stayed on the bottom step and turned to face me. “I know,” he said, “I’m just going to hop off.” Then he hopped.

Later, while I was talking to his mother about licorice root, he ran circles around me while he tugged my apron and patted my legs.

December 4, 2009

Happy Birthday to me!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — Tina K @ 9:34 am

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Today is my 26th birthday. I went out and bought myself a gigantic cinnamon roll for breakfast. I also didn’t brush my hair.

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